just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
(via subconsciousnonsense)
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
you can push out an 8 lb human being from a vagina
can you push that out from a dick? i’d like to see you try
(via subconsciousnonsense)
link and zelda as friends ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ
link and zelda dating (◕‿◕✿)
link and zelda getting married (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
link and zelda expecting ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ
link and zelda with children (❁´◡`❁)
link and zelda angsting ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡
link and zelda fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
link and zelda ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
(via theheroineoftime)
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
-Salvador Dali
THE EYE OCTOPUS VINEY SPACE WONDERLAND JUST GREW IN TO MY SOUL THE SECOND I LAYED MY EYES UPON HER
